50. The Woman-as-Animal Pitch
It’s kind of hard to tell what’s being sold here: the rug, the pants, the shoes or something else. This ad is distracting in part because of the woman’s head on the floor, seemingly attached to a rug. “Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn’t have to fire a shot to floor her,” the ad says.
Turns out, it’s for pants. “After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her.” What man wouldn’t want a woman to be so overcome by his pants that she drops to the floor and gives up all self-control for his sexy manly demands?
Why would she even think about what she wanted when he’s wearing sexy pants! Slacks even! He’s got to be a stellar dude if he’s wearing slacks. She may have had her own mind before, but now she’s just a decoration in his home, not speaking, ready to be walked all over.