Pablo Escobar’s Sex-Crazed Cocaine Hippos

Cocaine kingpin Pablo Escobar’s legacy as a narcoterrorist has a bizarre side note to it that involves neither drugs nor murder. This one is all about hippopotamuses.
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Source: Public Domain Images

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Pablo Escobar is something of a legend. Whether that’s a good legend or a bad, notoriously awful one depends largely on whether you lived in Colombia during his tenure as the seventh-richest man in the world due to his nasty little habit of being the world’s biggest cocaine dealer.

How Did Hippos Get To Colombia?

During Colombia’s presidential election in 1989, three of the six candidates for the highest office were assassinated, believed to be the work of Escobar’s men. Politicians who spoke out against the Medellin drug cartels were dropping at a rate of about one a day at one point, making it clear who ran the country. It was not a benevolent dictatorship at all.

The sitting president at the time, Virgilio Barco, announced he’d allow drug traffickers to be extradited to the United States to face trial for their work, shipping literal tons of cocaine and other drugs north and fueling rates of addiction and death in North America.

Source: National Police of Colombia

Source: National Police of Colombia

The Colombian government also said it would begin freezing and confiscating any and all assets of known drug traffickers, a bold-sounding effort that sounded really good on paper but had no more staying power than a thin bandage on a limb blown off by a landmine.

Steal From The Rich, Give To The Poor:

While all this was going on, the people in Colombia’s poorer communities saw Escobar as a godlike, merciful and generous man.
Sure, he bought himself several miles worth of land and built a compound complete with both a runway and a helipad (how else was he going to fly his drugs around and get them into the U.S.?).

But he sponsored football teams and paid for lighting at stadiums so kids could play longer. He was repeatedly called a Robin Hood-like figure, using his drug money to provide some peace and stability to the communities that were scraping by, just barely, until his money started making life a little less awful.