Kids say the darnedest things…well, some of the time. Other times, the most disturbing and creepy statements and questions come out of the mouths of babes, and no one knows that better than parents. Whether it’s something muttered softly while drifting off to sleep, or the straight-up chilling question asked deadpan, there’s something so truly terrifying about a kid not fully understanding that what they’re saying is utterly wrong and bizarre. Prepare for the worst as you read these tales of moments when parents’ little dreams suddenly turned into living nightmares.
#1 Brotherly Love
My 3-year-old daughter stood next to her newborn brother, looked at him for a while, then turned to me and said, “Daddy, it’s a monster! We should bury it.”